Drumroll, please...

I'M BACK!

Hooray! No more passwords and secrets! Now I'm all exposed and fragile and wild. Look out.

So, that was fun.

Sort of feels like learning to ride a bike again. All kinds of strangers and Google searchers are going to be back, reading my drivel and judging. I kind of feel like I need to whisper and tip-toe around so no one yells at me.

I'd give a fancy recap of all that's happened since going dark in February, but everything I wrote is all right here in the archives. READ AWAY, my friends.

I'm just sort of bumbling around now in this odd not-quite-unemployed, but-almost state. There are some campaign things to wrap up, and I've got some job prospects on my radar, but as of right now, it's 1:30 in the afternoon and I'm still in sweatpants, unshowered. FYI.

(As if that's somehow different than any other day of my life...)

(Just sayin...)

(LAZY)

Also, as I type, my girl Lori is laboring a child (you know, rather than a goat, or something). Skylar's going to be a big sister. And I'm going to be an "aunt." Again.

Hooray, babies!

Of course, easy for me to be all happy and jolly while Lori's probably screaming in pain and using the Lord's name in vain, all laboring, and whatnot.

(Sorry!)

(Smooch!)

So, that's my news. Welcome back.

I'll be back to my regularly scheduled bullcrap in no time.