I'm having an affair. I'm sorry Colgate toothbrush. Sweet, little Colgate toothbrush that came free with the purchase of a tube of Colgate toothpaste.
You've been replaced.
I bought an electric toothbrush. Why? Because I can. Because everyone who's ever owned one said they're the best thing since toothpaste. Because I had $12.89 burning a hole in my pocket, I was at Target and I needed a new toothbrush.
This may be the best purchase I've ever made. Almost. OK, well not really, but dang, this toothbrush is good.
I'm a fan of the electronic age. I like e-mail. eBay? Why not an e-toothbrush? Exactly. There is no reason why not.
Let me tell you how many times I've brushed my teeth since I bought this thing on Friday. A lot. I probably have the cleanest teeth this side of the Mississippi River. Or at least this side of town. My teeth love me. They do. If they could talk, they'd tell me. But not as much as they love my new electric toothbrush.
And I just realized I wrote an entire blog about a toothbrush. Whoa.