News you need to know.

So I read this article this morning. Read it. Now. (I'm waiting).

Wait, better yet. Let me just give you the highlights. This is quality stuff:

"It took five police officers, three hits with a Taser gun, leg straps and a spit bag to subdue a 5-foot tall, 105-pound woman...

...attacked a couple she didn't know with a metal pooper scooper and scissors...

...Still kicking after being strapped and handcuffed, the woman was carried by police out of the home in a bag...

...she looked 'like a sack of potatoes,'...

...was foaming at the mouth and struggling..."

I love news.