News you need to know.
So I read this article this morning. Read it. Now. (I'm waiting).
Wait, better yet. Let me just give you the highlights. This is quality stuff:
"It took five police officers, three hits with a Taser gun, leg straps and a spit bag to subdue a 5-foot tall, 105-pound woman...
...attacked a couple she didn't know with a metal pooper scooper and scissors...
...Still kicking after being strapped and handcuffed, the woman was carried by police out of the home in a bag...
...she looked 'like a sack of potatoes,'...
...was foaming at the mouth and struggling..."
I love news.