You're welcome in advance.

So, cousin-thrice-removed Nate sent me the following link last night. It deserves its own line:

Or, as is aptly described, "A Wiki of Dicks."

Let me first assure you that, no, it is not about genitalia. It is not pornographic. It is completely acceptable as a time-waster while you're "working."

It is simply an exhaustive list of the many douchebags (i.e. "dicks") that are present in our culture. For example, Michael Vick, O.J. Simpson, Geraldo, Kanye West, etc.

I just read the O.J. Simpson entry, and almost subsequently died. It is hysterical. You need - NEED - to read it. But because I'm nice, I'll give you some previews:

Simpson was born in San Francisco where he grew up with his two sisters, Shirley Simpson-Baker and Carmelita Simpson-Durio, and brother, Melvin Leon "Truman" Simpson. He did not murder them.

There is, as yet, no award for “NFL Player of the Year Who Went On To Murder His Ex-Wife and Ron Goldman,” though, if there were such an award, many sports analysts believe that Simpson would be among the top contenders.

While still in college, Simpson married Marguerite L. Whitley, with whom he had three children, Arnelle, Jason, and Aaren, who drowned in 1979. That same year, Simpson and Marguerite divorced. He did not later murder Marguerite.

OMG. Those excerpts don't even touch on the hilarity. But you get the point.

Oh, my belly hurts. It's seriously funny. Do go. Now. And, apparently, there is a Skankipedia to come, which will tell us everything we need to know about skanks like "Reid, Tara" and "Lohan, Lindsay."

Man, I love satire.