Which is why I love being me most times.
The Sister (see also: The Daughter Who Is Not A Criminal) called Mom at work yesterday afternoon.
A co-worker of Mom's answered the phone, and asked politely, "May I ask who's calling?" To which The Sister replied, "Her daughter."
The following brief, yet mildly entertaining, conversation ensued:
"Is THIS the daughter who got arrested for PEEING in an ALLEY?!"
"Uh, no."