Which is why I love being me most times.

The Sister (see also: The Daughter Who Is Not A Criminal) called Mom at work yesterday afternoon.

A co-worker of Mom's answered the phone, and asked politely, "May I ask who's calling?" To which The Sister replied, "Her daughter."

The following brief, yet mildly entertaining, conversation ensued:

"Is THIS the daughter who got arrested for PEEING in an ALLEY?!"

"Uh, no."