What he said when he saw my driver's license photo.

I handed it over, ashamed, because IT IS AWFUL, and he peered at it thoughtfully, if not scornfully. "Wow," he said.

I may have flushed with embarrassment, but I appreciated his honesty. He continued, however.

"You look like Eminem's mom."

Blink.

Blink-blink.

For the record, dear readers, THIS IS EMINEM'S MOM:

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