Unfortunate for my bank account (and my girlish figure).

I am currently consuming my first Culver's lemon ice smoothie of the year. OMG.

The return of lemon ice at Culver's each spring is a lot like the coming of the Lord, should I be a religious person (which, in case you haven't noticed, I am not so much).

I just happened to cruise by Culver's on my way home, not that I was craving a shake, or anything, and the marquee flashed "LEMON ICE IS BACK!"

Hi. You might as well tell me I won a million dollars, and the only way to get it is to maneuver the drive-through route.

BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I DID. And, man, it was good.

I love you, lemon ice. I will be seeing you again soon. Over and over. And over.