Um, I'm embarrassed now.

Dear World,

Hi. It's me again. I am a Drama Queen, and therefore you should never listen to another thing I say from this point forward. Ever again. Including that last post where I claimed to be finding a new job.

Ha. Ha. Wasn't that funny?

I was only kidding. But that's because the situation has been remedied. And all it took was offering my body, some money, The Cats and prescription medication. I'll have you know I had to use none of those tactics.

I love you again.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.