Two things, Internet. One very, very exciting, and another not so much exciting as too much information. But isn't that what we're here for?

So, I won a 15-inch LCD television last night at my company's holiday Christmas party. ME. I WON! I had literally just spoken the words, "I never win anything," when my name was drawn from the bowl. Look, isn't it fabulous?


Furthermore, in other news, after I finished eating my, what I thought was, delicious dinner of steak, sauteed mushrooms and Bloody Mary, I promptly, and I mean promptly, threw it up. Mmm. I was rather selective in my vomiting, and only vomited the mushrooms, but, then again, I never enjoyed mushrooms very much.

And then I, promptly, went back to enjoying my Christmas party.

Anyhow, all in all a fantastic evening at the holiday party. Because, you know, I WON A TV.