Furthermore, in other news, after I finished eating my, what I thought was, delicious dinner of steak, sauteed mushrooms and Bloody Mary, I promptly, and I mean promptly, threw it up. Mmm. I was rather selective in my vomiting, and only vomited the mushrooms, but, then again, I never enjoyed mushrooms very much.
And then I, promptly, went back to enjoying my Christmas party.
Anyhow, all in all a fantastic evening at the holiday party. Because, you know, I WON A TV.