Trying so hard to bite my tongue.

I can't bite my tongue any longer. I've been trying to avoid the obligatory, "Wah! It's winter! And so cold! Boo, hoo!" post. Everyone does it. It's all anyone is talking about. Facebook statuses, Twitter posts... everyone is cold. 

I want to be original.

BUT DAMMIT IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. 

Negative 30 wind chill? Really? Shit. 

Another Wisconsin whiner right here. Me! Hi! Hey, everyone!