Today I won life.

Do you see this? Through my powers of persuasion and internet prowess, I got now-former All-American Wisconsin Badgers Defensive End JJ Watt, who's entering the NFL draft this year after helping take the team to the 2011 Rose Bowl, TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK ON TWITTER. Bam.

I win.

And just for him -- #DBWH: Dream Big, Work Hard