Scene: Me, at my desk. Donovan, observing me at my desk.
"What are those stickers?"
"Reminders of when to insert and extract my Nuva Ring for birth control purposes."
"I'm sorry I asked. I already know enough about your vagina." *
* Editor's note: This, people, is not true. Well, maybe a little. But I promise it's only because Donovan is gay, and I can tell him details about the state of my vagina, as though he were a girlfriend. And my girlfriends? Well, they know everything about my lady parts.
P.P.S. I promise to never use the word "vagina" again. Not ever.