There's an app for that.

OK, seriously, the iPhone needs to STFU. I get all irritated at the commercials because they boast about the eleventy thousand applications the iPhone has.

Need directions? There's an app for that.

Need take-out? There's an app for that.

Need therapy? There's an app for that.

Need a job, a man and a white picket fence? THERE IS PROBABLY AN APP FOR THAT, FYI, I'M JUST SAYIN.'

For real.

Clearly I do not have an iPhone.

But then I learned there is an FML app. As in "F My Life" application. As in a feed to FMyLife.com. As in the FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER (right before textsfromlastnight.com).

What the hell? Why does the iPhone get all the fun? I'm pissed. FML.