The running skort: A Discussion

Here's how I feel about the running skort, of which I own three: There are those ladies who put on the running skort, probably in the color pink, and show up to the starting line with one of three things: perfume, full makeup, or a hairstyle that required effort. Or all three.

And then there are those ladies who put on the running skort with or without showering, and show up to the starting line happy because although the shorts underneath the skirt continuously ride up her crotch since her imperfect thighs rub together, it doesn't matter because the skirt perfectly conceals the melee, and NOBODY HAS TO KNOW.

Except you. Because I told you.

So, go ahead, wear them. They may be fashionable, but this broad wears 'em for function.