Speaking of eggs. Were we speaking of eggs?

So, I don't know where you guys come from, but (apparently) around here (Somewhere, Wisconsin), people ice fish. For sturgeon. And I don't know if you've ever seen a sturgeon, but... ew? They're disgusting. And they look like dinosaurs. With gills. And, like, big mouths.

And some of them weigh more than me. Not that I way an extraordinary amount (or an un-extraordinary amount?), but still. Fish that swim in lakes where I, on occasion, put my body, should not weigh more than me. I'm just saying.


So, this kid, he caught a sturgeon that weighs 158 (ONE-HUNDRED-FIFTY-EIGHT) pounds. That is ludicrous! What, please, is a 158-pound FISH doing in a lake? With people nearby? Small children? Dogs? ME?

And, the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life? This "fish" had over 40 POUNDS of EGGS in it. EW! I hate it so much I could throw up in my mouth. And? He's going to make lake sturgeon caviar with said eggs. Lake sturgeon caviar, which I actually one time (many moons ago) put in my mouth and swallowed! I'm squealing! I hate it!

So, now you know.