Speaking of eggs. Were we speaking of eggs?

So, I don't know where you guys come from, but (apparently) around here (Somewhere, Wisconsin), people ice fish. For sturgeon. And I don't know if you've ever seen a sturgeon, but... ew? They're disgusting. And they look like dinosaurs. With gills. And, like, big mouths.

And some of them weigh more than me. Not that I way an extraordinary amount (or an un-extraordinary amount?), but still. Fish that swim in lakes where I, on occasion, put my body, should not weigh more than me. I'm just saying.

Continuing...

So, this kid, he caught a sturgeon that weighs 158 (ONE-HUNDRED-FIFTY-EIGHT) pounds. That is ludicrous! What, please, is a 158-pound FISH doing in a lake? With people nearby? Small children? Dogs? ME?

And, the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life? This "fish" had over 40 POUNDS of EGGS in it. EW! I hate it so much I could throw up in my mouth. And? He's going to make lake sturgeon caviar with said eggs. Lake sturgeon caviar, which I actually one time (many moons ago) put in my mouth and swallowed! I'm squealing! I hate it!

So, now you know.