So, unfortunately I can't quit, I guess.

An email from a coworker: The Company just passed a new work rule called the "Can't Go" rule.

It prevents workers from "going." Anywhere. Other than home, the bathroom, out to a tavern... you know the drill.

So, sorry 'bout that. But I guess you're going to stay. Darn. Man. Really.

Seriously - you will be missed. Another loss for us.