So long, farewell.

Dear Haley,

Sigh.

I'm not going to lie to you: I won't miss you.

Sincerely,

(Women of) America.

P.S. We'll probably see your legs in Playboy soon enough (next to Antonella Barba's mouth), don't worry. Your 15 minutes of fame aren't over. Also, Sanjaya, please shave.