She's a slave for you.

And apparently she'll eat you out of house and home, stop washing her hair and get knocked up every 10 months by the neighbor boy, two double-wide's down.

Oh, Britney Spears. What happened to the over-sexed poptart we knew not so long ago? I love my fair share of celebrity gossip, I do. But I try to keep it out of my blog. Most of the time.

But THIS PHOTO is so horrendous that the words "Oh my god this has to be posted onto my blog IMMEDIATELY" actually came out of my mouth.

And here you have it, boys. I hope you hung onto your three-year-old magazine covers to reminisce of a time when this woman was actually hot.