Sexy? That answer is yes.

I got a new cell phone today. I had hopes and dreams of one day owning a Blackberry Pearl, but those hopes and dreams were crushed when they were going to charge exactly one arm and one leg for the device. And so I got the Samsung Juke, because I'm a sucker for things that are pretty and have functions that are absolutely unnecesary.

Mobile IM? Really? What does that even mean?

But look how pretty!


I know. Whoa.

And so not only have I spent the evening wreaking havoc (see next post), I've also spent the evening pressing buttons and making audible sounds similar to "squee!" because I can somehow upload music to this bad boy and pretend I'm hip like all the kids.

Ah, it's the simple things in life that continue to make the world spin.

A review of the phone called it a "sexy, fashionable phone with an unusual design. It has an easy-to-use mechanical scroll wheel, plus features such as a built-in music player."

I don't know what any of that means, but I think it means neat.