Sell out.

I somehow sort of landed a dream gig. Like, I'm going to get paid to blog. PAID. Cash money. Not for this blog, of course. That doesn't mean this blog is going anywhere, do not fret.

However, there'll be another blog. A blog about pop culture. POP CULTURE. Like, I get to write about music and movies and celebrities and gossip and p-o-p-u-l-a-r culture.

And you're damn right that means I'm blogging about "Twilight." In fact, already did.

When the site is up and running, and if I grow balls, I'll post a link so you can read, if you wish. But that is pending.

I mean, the likelihood that I'll grow testicles is slim.

I did, however, write a review of Barbara Walters' picks for most fascinating people of 2008, and I dare say it's awesome.

You know what? I don't even dare. It is awesome.

What else is awesome: getting paid to blog.

Hell yes.