Plug your eyes if you haven't read the Twilight Saga yet.

I warned you. Spoilers, people.

Stop reading.

OK, moving on.

I DO NOT LIKE JACOB. I don't. Not at all. I think he's an obnoxious twit. So what's Bella's problem? I'm so sure she can even pretend to compare that love to what she has with Edward.

Ugh.

I'm such a girl. A teenage girl, apparently.

But seriously. I just finished the third book - moving on to the last - and I spent most of the book cringing in horror at Jacob and Bella. All she does is cry over him.

"Wah, Jacob neeeeeeeeeds me!"

No, Jacob is an arrogant, little shit. Let him run away to werewolf land. Go marry Edward and have sex with him, thanks. In advance.

Seriously, you guys. I can't even believe I am this engrossed in a book about love, vampires and werewolves.