Open letter.

Dear Milwaukee stop signs, I'm sorry that people appear to look right through you. In addition, I apologize for all the asshole douche lords who roll straight through your intersections.

In fact, "roll" is not even the correct term. People consider "slowing" to 26 miles per hour an appropriate "stop." I almost feel foolish for stopping. I am in the minority, stop signs.

However, for your sake, I hope every one of the mother fuckers ends up in the river.


Law-abiding driver