Open Letter
Heeeey gas, Hi! Hello! How are you, my gosh, it's been too long! I mean, really! Four days, even!! Four days since I last filled up my 13-gallon tank! And dropped $42! On gas!!
And! And! Today I spent $46!! ON GAS! Isn't that great for you?! I'm so happy to see you're thriving! At the mercy of drivers! Because we have to get to work somehow!! To get a paycheck!! To pay for gas!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! FOR ALLOWING ME TO GET TO WORK! TO PAY FOR YOU!! IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT!
:: cough ::
God, I hate you.
Sincerely, Krista