On how I've lost all faith in the sanctity of man.

I am shocked. SHOCKED!

Ty Pennington - TY PENNINGTON - was arrested for drunken driving. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Ty "I build new homes for the deserving and make people cry, and also, am not ugly" Pennington drove drunk. And got caught. And got arrested. And I am shocked.

And that's really all I have to say, because if I try to wrap my very busy brain around this scenario, it will burst.

Tsk, tsk.