OMG, I am laughing.

You can thank me right now, in advance, for this. I often dream that I was the genius who created Dickipedia. But today took the cake when I read the Dickipedia entry for Brett Favre. If you are not in the mood to click this link, or fear getting caught reading a Web site with the word "dick" in its title, allow me to copy and paste some of the entry. If you have a sense of humor, and aren't a whiny bitch like Favre and the entire Packers management, you will laugh:

Brett Lorenzo Favre (born on October 10, 1969, in Gulfport, Mississippi, US) is an American football player who was the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League (NFL) from 1992 to 2007. He is also a crying 15-year-old girl, drug user, and a dick.


Since Johnny Unitas, he is the only NFL player to have won the league MVP 3 times. He is also the only player to have pretend-retired from professional sports 37 times.


One theory behind the strange pronunciation of his family name is that the Favre family has simply been mispronouncing it themselves for so long that it just stuck, which is so sad it nearly makes you want to cry. But you won't, because you are not Brett Favre at the end of a football game.


Like many dicks, Favre began his true descent in dickhood in the later years of his career. Most notably, Favre played his "last game at Lambeau" several times, subjecting fans to endless "retrospective" montages in quantities that have yet to be matched. In light of these multiple, unsatisfying endings, Favre can be compared to the Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

Finally, Favre officially retired in March of 2008, another milestone event marked by an embarrassing display of sobbing. His stated reason for retiring was simply "not wanting to play anymore."

One month later, Favre decided he wanted to cry more play more.