OHMYGODIHAVEMISSEDYOUSOMUCH.

YOU GUUUYS. Blogging from a BlackBerry is HARD. I'm actually typing from a computer right now. A real, live computer. With a keyboard. And screen. And thanks to the 10 weeks of corporate training I endured for my job, I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. So, I don't have my computer set up at home. Partly because I have no room for a desk, but also because I don't have Internet, either. But mostly because I don't have room for a desk. But MY GOD. I miss having a computer. I miss the real Internets. And a big keyboard. Don't get me wrong, I love my BlackBerry more than the average human should love any inanimate object (I'm not even kidding), BUT I MISS TYPING.

Le. Sigh.

I'm at my mom and dad's house right now. Mom insisted that I come downstairs and blog. FROM THE COMPUTER. Like a real person. So here I am. Thank my mom for that. I've missed my blog, but I just can't bring myself to write an entire post from my BlackBerry.

HOW IS EVERYONE? What's new in the blogosphere? Is anyone even out there anymore?

I've obviously been real busy curing cancer and saving endangered animals, etc. It's a fulfilling life I lead.

I'm totally lying.

I've been doing nothing exciting. Not a thing. I work 11 to 8 now, which is surprisingly bearable. At night I get home and watch The WB until bedtime. The Office, Scrubs, The Family Guy and Friends. In that order. Every night. I can't stop.

In the mornings I set my alarm and pretend I'm going to get up and go for a run, but have mostly been unsuccessful in that venture. It's so HARD to wake up and run. Life is HARD, guys. So mostly I just lay in bed and roll around until I am forced to start the day.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Enough about me. God. How are all of you? Do tell. I promise to be back soon. Swear.