So I got my nose pierced last week. A very small, jeweled stud was plunged through my nostril.
I know. I know what you're thinking:
Oh, the horror.
What's wrong with kids today?
Haven't you heard? Nose piercings are for college chicks, not 24-year-old professionals?
And to you, I say:
I'm not a kid.
Gosh, must have missed that memo, thanks.
Next up: binge drinking.
I'm sure. I'm a professional. Right?