Oh, I forgot this part.

Remember that time I told you me and Carrie Underwood were best friends forever, and that we occasionally hang out on weekends and braid hair?

Because we aren't, and we don't, but wouldn't that be awesome?

So, tonight I get to see Carrie perform. Live. In concert. Live! Perhaps you aren't aware, but that is the best news I've heard all DAY. And I'm going to sit in the grass, and I'm going to sing along, and I'm going to wink and wave as we make eye contact.

Hi Carrie. Hi! Let's be friends! Call me!

I will report back tomorrow with full details and perhaps a picture or 28.