Oh, hi. I live here.

img_50851 This is what you look at when you walk in the door. All those books make me look intellectual upon entrance. 

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Then I turned around and took a picture of the door. That would also be Harley, looking at herself in a giant mirror that I found in a closet. Hi Harley!

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And my bathroom. Looks smaller here than it really is. Just thought I'd showcase my high-class, vinyl shower curtain a la $9.99 from Wal-Mart.

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Here we have a broad view of the living room and, uh, kitchen table. Yes, that is a Christmas tree. And yes, those are placemats with snowmen. What? The two doors along the back wall are each of the bedrooms. Or, one bedroom and one cat office.

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Hello, giant kitchen space. If you look real close on my fridge you'll see Edward and Bella. And there are some dirty dishes in the sink, but never you mind that.

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My living room get-up. Futon comes in handy when I don't need it for a bed. Brownie points to whoever can find Harley in this photo.

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That is where the magic happens. I MEAN, where I sleep. Alone. Every night. That bed, by the way, is better than sleeping inside a magic cloud. Add an electric blanket and you might as well be curled up in the womb. SO fantastic. 

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That is my teeny, tiny television, in case you were wondering. 

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More, you know, stuff. And a full waste basket. 

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On the ceiling you can see two of the four skylights. You wish you had skylights, I know it. 

OK, so that was my home. Please shut the door on your way out.