LOST intermission.

SPOILER ALERT.

Seriously. Stop reading.

Don't come whining to me when I ruin season four for you.

OK. So, I just finished the first hour of the season four finale. And just as I'm about to continue on to the final hour, ABC's Web site goes haywire on me AND I CAN'T WATCH IT.

I'm trying to restart Safari and try again, but in the meantime, let's talk about what the heck is going on.

I need to first point out that I hate that Rambo-son-of-a-bitch freighter guy. I HATE HIM. Not because he's a jerk, but because he's so ugly. His mouth! And teeth! And stupid, steroidal muscles. He's disgusting.

And now back to the part where Ben kills him and the ship is going to blow up. Shit. I assume that is not going to occur because Sun is on the freighter, and she clearly survives. As does baby Aaron, who is raised by Kate, which begs another questions:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH CLAIRE?

Has she been a bad guy all along? What is her story? What is Jack going to do now that he knows that Aaron is his "nephew"? Other than continue to drink and drug himself into oblivion...

Speaking of the Oceanic Six. Who is Jeremy Bentham? He's the guy in the casket? But who is it? And how did Walt get so OLD, and why is Hurley crazy, and please tell me Sawyer will be alive and well next season?

Speaking of Sawyer, HE JUMPED OUT OF THE HELICOPTER! Ugh!

And back to the Oceanic Six: I hope that just because "they" are the "only survivors" that just means the rest of 'em just didn't leave the island. I don't want Juliet to be dead. Or Ben. Or the annoying Charlotte and Dan. And I NEED to know what is going on with Claire.

Let's quickly discuss Juliet. I like her, I do. But why - WHY - does she always look like she's got a smirk on her face? It ALWAYS looks like she's about to smile, even in the most morose circumstances.

"Oh, we're all going to die because the crazy people on the freighter are going to blow the shit out of us and the island."

:: Juliet smiiiiiiles ::

Seriously.

OK, ABC is back in action. I'll be back in 43 minutes.