I just won a cup of coffee. From a vending machine. What?
I dropped two quarters into the machine in high anticipation for my 40-cent cup of mediocre, vending machine coffee, and all of a sudden it beeped at me.
Winner! it flashed.
Winner? I won? A 40-cent cup of coffee?
Sure enough, out came my two quarters, and out poured black coffee into the paper cup.
It was a small victory, but it's the little things that matter, right? I mean, perhaps it could have spewed out a couple grand, and not just 12 ounces of coffee, but I'll take what I can get.