'Just swirl a little E-V-O-O in the pan. That's extra virgin olive oil.'

OK, Rachael Ray drives me absolutely crazy. CRAZY. Her voice, the way she says "pasta" and always reminds us that "EVOO" means "extra virgin olive oil." She always laughs at her own jokes and talks way too much with her hands. Seriously, woman. Seriously.

However, with that said, I am addicted to 30 Minute Meals on the Food Network. It is on my TV every evening between 5 and 6 p.m., guaranteed. I want to cook like her. And eat like her. And do everything like her except walk, talk and dress.

So at the grocery store last night I was inspired. I bought chicken breasts, mushrooms, garlic and EVOO - that's EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL, people. And I will cook like Rachael Ray, if it's the last thing I do.

Please check back tomorrow to see how this concoction worked.