I bought a box of Wonka Runts last night - you know, the candy. And the green Runts - dare I say the "watermelon" flavor - taste like poison. While we're on the topic, other Things That Taste Like Poison include: Starbursts Limited Edition Icy Bursts and hairspray.

Please do not judge me for, slowly but surely, enjoying the songs "Fergalicious" by Fergie and "Wind It Up" by Gwen Stefani. I'd rather stab myself in the face than admit these things to you.

As I was listening to the radio yesterday morning, I heard the DJs asking peculiar questions to a gruff-sounding man. Questions such as, "And do you like the milk? Or should we just leave out the cookies?" They were talking to Santa Claus. Santa Claus was on Kiss FM yesterday morning. Obviously.

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