It's just a little road rage.

Dear Guy Behind Me On The Interstate Who Proceeded To Ride My Ass For 17 Miles Even When My Speed Reached In Excess Of 76 MPH, And Even When I Moved Into The "Slow" Lane To Get The Hell Out Of Your CLEARLY Hurried Way (Because, Oh My God, I Bet Wherever You Were Going At 7:27 a.m. Was SO Important That You ALSO Needed To Talk On Your Cell Phone) And You Simply Slowed Down And Stayed BEHIND Me In The "Fast" Lane, And Once I Returned To Your Lane You Sped Up And Continued To Ride My Ass,

I hope you got where you were going safely. Jackass.


The Green Cavalier