If I cannot have a baby jogger, I will be satisfied with this:

Jeep Rubicon Pet Jogger: Whether you are going on a short walk around the block or a long walk through the park, the Jeep Rubicon Pet Stroller gives you the freedom to take your family pet anywhere you go. The Jeep Rubicon Pet Stroller is ideal for puppies, kittens, small dogs, small animals, and older pets with hip ailments or arthritic joints.

Um, you can buy me one here. Harley and Chicken with thank you. Probably by either shatting on the floor or puking in your bed.