I know who you're voting for.

Earlier tonight MOB and I were following a Chevy Suburban with two bumper stickers glued to the back window. "My parrot is smarter than your honor student," the sticker on the right read.

Huh...?

Your parrot?

Really?

While I'm still pondering parrots and honor students, he begins reading the second. It's a Chevy sticker that reads: "Eat'n Dodge, Shit'n Ford."

Instantly his face turns into a grimace. Eat'n Dodge, Shit'n Ford. Clearly the epitome of class.

"Are you kidding me?" he snarled, speaking aloud exactly what I was thinking. "I guarantee that guy is voting for McCain."

Vote on, friends. And hopefully our next president will be smarter than that guy's parrot.