I don't see how this is debatable.

On the radio this morning, the deejays posed a question to the listeners: "Would you rather lose your job or your pet?"

Perhaps I'm the only one who would A) throw myself in front of a bus before harming my animals, and B) rather lick the bathroom floor at Wal-Mart then go to work 83 percent of the time, but I don't see this as debatable.

Goodbye, job. That's my vote.

Which would you rather lose?