How to give me nightmares.

My mom sent me a forward the other day. The subject line was "FWD: animal pics" so I knew it'd be chock full of slap-happy animals, like baby ducks and kittens, and an unnecessary amount of exclamation points, perhaps a cute friendship quote at the end. That's how forwards generally work.

So, sure enough, I opened it up, said "aww" in the appropriate places, until I scrolled down and saw THESE:

Are you kidding me? Really? Because if I ever came across either such scene, I'd have a damn heart attack, and simultaneously puke blood and die.

I have goosebumps just looking at these.