Hey there, hi there, ho there.

So, in case you were wondering, I did just discover that pregnancy is not a symptom of heartburn. In case any of you were wondering. Read that again. Don't ask. I'm a moron. In other news, I found out super exciting news tonight. Myself and a handful of others were selected as DailyMile Ambassadors. Still not entirely sure what that means, but we're all still learning. Basically, we're the DailyMile street team: spreading the word, being awesome, you know... I'm SO excited. That site rocks, and we're going to represent.

That is all.

Did you guys know MY BIRTHDAY IS THURSDAY? We are right in the midst of birthweek. BIRTHWEEK. Yes, you're right, that is a week-long celebration of me.Good guess. Because there can never be too much celebration of me. I mean, come on. This is krittabug.com. This is the most narcissistic site ever. BUT IT'S MINE AND IT'S MY BIRTHWEEK.

So these are my last fews days as a 27-year-old. What should I do? I feel like I need to do something rebellious. Like, jaywalk, maybe. Take THAT, 27, I'm JAYWALKING. I don't know. I'm not really going to miss 27 too much. I'm highly looking forward to this 28th year. I like round numbers.

Spent the weekend with almost all of my favorite people on earth. Had a girls night in my old town Saturday, and spent hours in sweatpants, on the couch, catching up on life. It was refreshing. I spent Sunday with the Milwaukee Twitter crew raising money for the MS Society of Wisconsin by consuming mass amounts of burgers. The event was aptly called #eatacow. And did we ever. One of our superstars ate this:

That, friends, is 10 patties, 11 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, top bun, bottom bun and one interstitial bun. And this is what it looks like when it's eaten:

And, yes, it is absolutely as awful as it looks. Just ask @edcetera, he ate it. That man right there is a machine. He ate all but about 2.5 patties. And then I'm pretty sure he vomited a little. All in the name of charity. And celebrity. Because he is totally a celebrity now. That man #ateaherd.

So that's what I've been up to for the past several days. It's been good. I've been having nightly phone marathons with my best friend forever @brianpmaguire, and we're planning an entire world takeover. I didn't run all week, but jump-started my official marathon training today. It's going to be a long four months. But by the end, I will totally be able to kick your ass. To the moon, probably. Just you wait.

- XO