Donovan: Our apartment is fabulous and gay for Christmas.
Me: Woooo! I love gay!
Donovan: Ummm, does The Fiance know? Or have you hidden your Birkenstocks, plaid and Indigo Girls collection?
Me: No, he doesn't know. It's secret, my love of all things gay.
Donovan: If I draw your name for the Christmas gift exchange, I'm totally getting you a "It's raining men" t-shirt. Or something with Judy Garland.