The following e-mail conversation took place this afternoon, after Erin alerted me to a press release stating winter to be the most dangerous for married couples, seeing as though many of those marriages end in divorce come January.
(Editor's note: The following is relevant to the storyline - Erin is getting married in 9 days. Wesley is the lead singer of Rediscover, her favorite Toledo band).
Krista: Oh. That is really quite unfortunate. You should sign a pre-nup now, probably.
Erin: I already broke up with him. The wedding's still on, though. Wesley agreed.
Krista: Oh, that's RIGHT. Wesley told me that last night. After your wedding, he's taking me to Australia on your honeymoon.
Erin: Whew! I was wondering how I was going to tell him Justin Timberlake was coming over. Thanks!
Krista: Yeah, I turned Justin down. I mean, he's hot and all, but I had to get Patrick Dempsey out of my apartment before Wesley showed up.
Erin: I THOUGHT there was something I was going to tell you! Patrick Dempsey said he hates you.
Krista: I HATE YOU.
Erin: Ooh, dang. Did you hear that Wesley? I think you better stay with me.
Krista: I scoff at you.
Erin: I make out with Wesley.