Dear guests of our wedding.

Thank you.

Because you just bought us this 42-inch, flat screen, hangs-on-the-wall television. And isn't that fun? And don't you wish you had one, too?

Next weekend we're getting a bed frame. And I'm getting a new bookshelf, which is 14 times more exciting to me than either of the previous two expenditures. Because I'm a dork.




Oh, and say hi to Scientologist Tom Cruise, because that's totally him on the screen. Hi, Tom!