Christ has risen...

Er, wait. No. It's just Angelina Jolie's baby. Or, what are we calling them these days? Brangelina? Regardless, read this:

"I don't think they could have given the people more of an appetite to see the new creature," said Lyons, referring to the decision to hole up in Namibia. "It is the most anticipated baby since Jesus Christ."

Wow, Brad Pitt. That's quite an accomplishment. I wonder how Jesus feels. Being passed up by a celebrity baby, and all. That, and more people voted for American Idol than have ever voted for a United States president. Whoa.

America, the Beautiful, people. You live in it. Ha.

Oh, wait. So do I.