Because we need something new to talk about.

I get married in one month from TODAY.

One month.

That is not a long time. And last night I had a dream that The Fiance spilled an entire bottle of champagne all over my wedding dress at the rehearsal dinner. I was pissed. How was I supposed to wear my dress tomorrow?

And then I realized, why the Hell am I wearing my wedding dress to the rehearsal?

It's going to be a long month.