Because the heat is on.

I need you people to know that it is cold out. And raining. And there are rumors of snow in our very near forecast. It's not warm.

But I am indoors, and I am sweating. And I am so uncomfortably warm I want to tear off my clothes and jump into a pool of cold water. There is a fan on my desk, and it's blowing directly into my face.

I am only 24 years old. Hot flashes are not meant to happen to me. Someone turn off the heat.