Because she'd lend me her tassles, and that is love.

"That's awesome. I'll wear red, white and blue." "I'll wear booby tassles."

"I have a set of (unused) booby tassles made out of candy necklace strands that you can totally borrow. Or keep."

"Or keep? That just made me laugh."

"Well, after I typed 'borrow' I thought maybe asking for booby tassles back would be awfully weird. 'Hey, those things on your nipples? I'd like them when you're done.'"