"That's awesome. I'll wear red, white and blue." "I'll wear booby tassles."
"I have a set of (unused) booby tassles made out of candy necklace strands that you can totally borrow. Or keep."
"Or keep? That just made me laugh."
"Well, after I typed 'borrow' I thought maybe asking for booby tassles back would be awfully weird. 'Hey, those things on your nipples? I'd like them when you're done.'"