Now, Gerard Way is no Jake Gyllenhaal. He is no Jason Mraz. He is no Boyfriend. But he is Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, and we know how I feel about that band as of late.
Curiosity intrigued me, and inspired this short, yet simple, clarifying conversation:
Me: Is Gerard Way gay? Yes, that rhymed.
Pal: I think bi. But I'm not sure. I would bet he's not gay.
Me: Interesting. I'd do him.
Pal: Me too.
So now you know. You can thank me later.
(Photo: do an image search on Google of "Gerard Way" and go to town).