Because I don't even recognize myself.

People. This is detrimental to my well-being. I hit golf balls. At the driving range. For fun.

I put words together in a sentence that sound something like, "I'm going to go hit golf balls after work." And I say these words OUT LOUD.

I send text messages to The Fiance that I don't even believe were typed with my own fingers. "I'm doing SO good with the pitching wedge. YAY!"

People. I SAY these things now. Out loud. The words come out of my mouth and through my cell phone. And I've gone to the driving range TWICE this week. Alone.

I don't even know who I am anymore.