Because I am their spawn and I love it.

I questioned Mom as to whether she'd mind that The Fiance and I visited this weekend. I propositioned her by letting her know I'd take Ozzie off their hands for the day because I highly enjoy being eaten alive and chewed up by He Who Eats Things Big And Small, Such As The Wall.

Her response:

"Yes, you may come and visit the terrorist in his cage. He is beyond naughty! It's all my fault. I need to be a stay at home mom! Damn, I should have married a rich man! Oops, he was rich 'til he married me!"

My parents are my favorite.