I questioned Mom as to whether she'd mind that The Fiance and I visited this weekend. I propositioned her by letting her know I'd take Ozzie off their hands for the day because I highly enjoy being eaten alive and chewed up by He Who Eats Things Big And Small, Such As The Wall.
"Yes, you may come and visit the terrorist in his cage. He is beyond naughty! It's all my fault. I need to be a stay at home mom! Damn, I should have married a rich man! Oops, he was rich 'til he married me!"
My parents are my favorite.