Because Ernesto is really raining on our parade.

So this tropical storm Ernesto character, aside from striking fear into the hearts of several of my friends in both Myrtle Beach, S.C. and Savannah, GA, is also infringing on my wedding.

Currently, one-fifth of our bridal party is under the threat of this weather phenomenon, and I'd appreciate it, for their safety, my concern and our wedding day, if it'd knock it the Hell off.

There, I've spoken my peace. And really, my wedding is the least of my concerns. I'm really just terribly concerned for both Tilly and Dugan, the pets of my pals who are probably shivering in their timbers.

OK, and really, I'm kidding. Love you guys, dogs and all. Be safe.